"In the sixteen years that we've been wed,
I wondered if you ever heard a word I've said?
Till I said pass that remote control over here
And you told me to blow it out my ear.
"I love you you're a sassy brat
You make me mad, you make me laugh.
God please don't cut our time in half
Let me grow old with my Sassy Brat.
"Well my fans call up and say that I'm great
You tell them that that is a huge mistake.
That if they had to live with me they would understand
What a big pain in the ass I am.
"I love you you're a sassy brat
You make me mad, you make me laugh.
God please don't cut our time in half
Let me grow old with my Sassy Brat.
"There are men that like women that they can dominate.
Who bring them breakfast in bed
And always tell them that they're great.
Well my sassy lady never does that for me.
But at least a life with her is definitely not boring.
"She says: 'If you want me to believe that you're great
Do a couple loads of laundry around here some day.
Hey pal, its only because you're still kind of cute
That I haven't already gotten rid of you.'
"I love you you're a sassy brat
You make me mad, you make me laugh.
God please don't cut our time in half
Let me grow old with my Sassy Brat.
I hope it's not too much to ask
Let me grow old with my Sassy Brat."
Sound Clip from
Live At The Somerville Theatre
lyrics and music by Don White
Lyric Moon Recordings
copyright 1995
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