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Psycho Dad and Mom at carnival picture
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"We just got done with that classic one
Upon this fateful night.
You know, where you say its too dark
And they turn on the light
Then you cry cause the light's too bright.
"Ma's eyes bugged out
And Dad's head exploded
And they both climbed up the wall.
You should thank the Lord 
That you were not born to


"They're screaming,
We're fed up
We're finished
We're through
We had it up to here with all of you.
We are running away.
We're leaving today.
We're going to join the carnival.
But first we're selling you kids
For a penny a pound 
To anybody that will take you.
"We used to be normal.
You remember dear?
We used to sit on mountain tops
And read Ram Dass **
And ponder higher levels of consciousness.
We used to wear Birkenstocks **
For God's sakes
We never got mad
Raising you animals turned us into 


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cereal bowls graphic
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"Raising you animals has turned us into"
"Momma came home from work today I'll tell you what she saw
Every toy that me and my sister owned was laying out on the floor
And the table was covered with peanut butter and half eaten sandwiches
Cereal bowls, an open jar of mayo and an empty can of tuna fish."
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Please note that all songs here are for previewing only.
These songs are copyrighted to Don White 
and Lyric Moon Recordings.
If you enjoy what you hear, please purchase the music.  Thank you.
Psycho Mom & Dad sound clip from
Live At The Somerville Theatre
lyrics and music by Don White
Lyric Moon Recordings
Copyright 1995
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** Links to Ram Dass and Birkenstock are for 
informational purposes only and should not be
viewed in any way as an 
endorsement of those products by
Simple and True or Don White.